Verylittlerosebush's Second Episode ever aired on this wiki

= Verylittlerosebush Luan Crosses The Line =

Note: This story is obviously true, but this was still lots of fun

Parker's Story:

One of my favorite cartoons on Nickelodeon was called "The Loud House" I'm pretty sure you are all familiar with the series. It's about an 11 year old kid named Lincoln Loud living in a family of 10 sisters, who's names were, Lori (the bossy one) Leni (the dumb one) Luna (the rockstar one) Luan (the joker one) Lynn (the sporty one) Lucy (the goth one) Lana (the messy one) Lola (the princess one) Lisa (the smart one) and finally Lily (the baby) They live in a town called Royal Woods, Michigan. But after this incident, I will never look at this show the same way ever again.

The trouble all started when I came home from school one day, I flung my backpack somewhere around the living room, but I didn't care where it was, because all I could think of was The Loud House. I scurried up the stairs, hoping that a new Loud House episode had been aired, when I arrived at my room and checked my computer, there was a notification saying that there was indeed a new Loud House episode aired. I did a small victory dance, happy that my wish had came true. The notification had a map to downstairs, here my tv as, so not wasting any more time, I quickly went downstairs, grabbed my Lays Limon Chips, turned on then tv and it immediately took me to the newly released episode. It started out with the usual upbeat intro that I always hum to, when the intro was over, the title card showed Luan laughing with a gravestone in the background with Lincoln's face on it and the title of the episode was called "Laa-laa Crosses The Road" in the usual font and some background music to company it. I found it strange so I took a screenshot of it. This title card creeped me out, but I shrugged it off, thinking that it was a normal episode with a darker turn to it. Oh, how wrong (and right) I was.

When the episode started, it showed an exterior view of the house as usual. Then it zoomed in on Pinkamena Diane Pie (who wasn't actually from the Loud House) in the basement, trotting around with an angry expression.

"Okay Pinkachu, you need to go farther than ever before." She said to herself. I was confused as to what was going on, why was Pinkie in this show?

After a few half-seconds of silence, she then gets an idea, an awful idea. Pinkie had a wonderful, awful idea...

"I know exactly what to do." Pinkie sported a crooked smile and rubs her hands together in an evil way as evil music began to play as it zoomed in on Pinkie's disturbing face with crossed eyes, like in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic episode, "party of one".

The next day, Luan was putting (and counting) 666 banana peels on the living room floor. She then hears a car being parked, she looked out the window, it revealed to be the rest of the family and Mane 6 parking Vanzilla, I assumed that the rest of the family went out somewhere and Luan wanted to stay behind so she could set all of this up. Luan runs up to the attic, where no pranks had been set up, to hide with Pinkamena. The rest of the family and Mane 6 enter the house, and almost immediately, they had triggered a tripwire, which caused a cake to head towards them on a rope. Everyone and every PONY gasps and ducks, except for Leni. I wasn't ready to watch one of my favorite characters get brutally murdered, so I quickly paused the TV and ran to the bathroom until I was ready to watch it again. When I was calm and ready, I headed back to my seat and played the show. All I saw was the cake swinging and Leni's joyful scream and then frosting splattering. I wanted to see the aftermath because morbid curiosity got the better of me. I bravely blinked to see a horrifying sight that made my heart drop to the bottom of my chest. Leni was decapitated as drool oozed out of her exposing mouth. The family let out a scream so quiet that I had to turn up my volume because I couldn't hear it that much, but when it stopped I turned the volume back down again. As the family runs around the living room, Luna, Lana, Lola and Lisa bumped into the couch, knocking a vase over and the couch sprung it through the roof as it scream was heard and a loud shatter from outside, which I could only assumed that the worst had happened to the vase (for strange reason because vases don't talk...).

The rest of the family and mane six ran up the stairs and find a note on a rope, which read: Pull Me

"Don't pull the rope!" Lynn screamed as she covered her head, so did her family and the mane 6, but unfortunately for Moe (also not from the Loud House), he did.

"Ugh... Literally!?" She groaned as she quickly closed her eyes and fainted to the ground. All me, the family and the Mane 6 could do was watch in horror as Moe was being drenched in chaos. The bad part about chaos is it's not GOOD, but the good part about it was eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain. Rainbow Dash almost threw up at the sight.

The remaining family members, which were Lynn Sr, Rita, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy and Lily were running to the basement, Lucy was about to open the door, but Lincoln stopped her.

"Don't pull that door. Remember what happened to Lori? I'll handle this!"

"What! But sweetie..." Rita cried, trying to convince Lincoln.

"It's better than watching another one of my siblings suffer." Lincoln declared as he charges towards the door while wailing out "CHAAAARGE!" He bursts the door open and falls down the basement stairs, but I was not expecting the end result. When Lincoln had reached the bottom, he got impaled by a bed of flowers, causing him to laugh uncontrollably, much to the family's shock.

"LINCOLN!" They all cried out as tears bursted down their cheeks.

Lynn runs down the stairs as well, but accidentally slipped on a banana peel and ended up getting drunk like Lincoln.

Lynn Sr, Rita, Lucy, Lily, and the Mane 6 were the only ones left. They all were in the crawlspace, they all looked scared.

"What has become of our family!?" Lynn Sr. cried out.

"Wh...What's gonna happen to us?" Fluttershy asked worriedly.

"I don't know, but we can't stay here." Rita announced.

Then, Lucy says, "Don't hug me. I'm scared." I couldn't imagine Lucy saying a title of a Muppet Puppet learning thingamajig cartoon of whatnot on YouTube which was supposed to be downright scary, bros and sises.

It cut to the four walking nervously back in the house. Lynn Sr walks in the living room, failing to notice the peculiar placed banana peel that Luan had placed earlier, but Rita does.

"Honey, look out!" She called out

It was too late. The father slipped on the banana peel and crashed into the pillow and rubs his head and groans, he then sees raccoons coming out of the bushes and walking up to Lynn Sr's face.

"Ha, Ha. Nice raccoons" He innocently said, and the raccoons ended up calling the clambulance, massaging him, giving him lollipops and helping the nurses and doctors put him inside the clambulance. The raccoons go back in the bushes and then it reveals Lynn Sr's body in the clambulance.

"HONEY!" Rita screamed, crying what seems to be black tears.

"No, I'm fine" He said as he laughed uncontrollably. "Go on without me"

The 9 decided to hide in Lincoln's room, but when the entered, they triggered another tripwire, which sent a giant cake crushing them as the hands of the 9 oozed out from under the cake. Luan came down the attic, laughing psychotically at her pranks. I was shaking uncontrollably now, words couldn't even describe what I had just watched.

"Wh....Why would Luan even steal my idea?" Pinkie said to herself.

I was definitely expecting what had happened next. Luan then stopped laughing and then walked out of the tv and towards me.

"Why did I do this? Because my family deserved it!" Luan said to me.

My eyes grew as they began to sparkle.

"You...you...you can hear her?" Fluttershy nervously asked the jokester.

"Uh.. Duh. What gave you that first clue, Sherlock?" Luan laughed once again. "You know I can't have any witnesses. BRB" She said as she took me somewhere inside the TV, I heard the sound of beakers moving around, and Luan came back into frame with what seemed like a beaker filled with a blue substance.

"What is that?" I asked, not really wanting to know.

"Oh, just a little experiment from Lisa. Just let me do my own thing." She then splashed the substance onto the screen and it burned a hole through her dad's computer. Luan pulled her hands out and her hands actually manage to come through the screen and grab my dad. He tried to run away by squirming out of her grip, but it was no use as she dragged him into the screen. When I started to regain consciousness, he saw two familiar feet in front of him.

"Lu....Luna?" I asked.

"Bingo." I called out as someone picked him up and put me right side up. Revealing to us that we were standing in the Loud house hallway and Luan was dressed in her clown costume. "Boy, you must be a heavy sleeper." She laughed uncontrollably again.

"SOMEONE HELP ME!!" We screamed as he we down the stairs.

"Oh, no you don't!" a familiar called from behind us.

We raced passed Leni, who was still eating the cake and ran outside, screaming. We looked back and the murder wasn't very far behind, as We continue to run, my legs began to cramp up. It and was getting closer and closer, we braced for impact as she attacked my dad violently, but luckily,  I  finally managed to spree out of the fight cloud and attempt to run away, but I felt something grab me, I looked up and saw Eileen the Birthday Girl holding onto my body tightly.

"Get away from her, you maniac!" Rainbow Dash yelled. She tried to punch, but Eileen stopped her and started dragging Luan back to the Loud house, ready to do you-know-what to me.

When I started to regain consciousness again, I noticed that I was tied down to some table as Princess Candace came into the scenery.

"What did I just say about witnesses? What were you thinking going out there? You could've ruined my plans." She sternly said.

"Plans? ...Wh..What plans?" Twilight asked worriedly.

"The plans I have for your brother, of course!" Her voice deepened when she said that last part and got closer to Shining Armor with a chainsaw. Twilight said, "Don't you dare do anything to my brother, you... you son of a biscuit eating bulldog!" But Candace only answered with, "Only way to stop me is to hurt me, to fight me, to kill me, to destroy me, to CATCH me!!!" As she started it up, I could only look on in horror, but right as the impostor could end his life, I heard a zooming noise, followed by someone saying, "Word up!" as she crashes to the ground. I turned my head slightly to see Wordgirl and Captain Huggy Face. Then, I heard Wordgirl say, "Stop!" "Ugh! Why does she have to be so possessive of her brother? Why does she have to ruin my special day?" cried Princess Candace. Then I heard a familiar voice saying, "Because today's not your day! It's mine! Mine! MINE!!" I then felt the shackles being unlocked as I could feel my limbs again. I lifted up my body to see....

"Eileen?" I asked, confused.

"Yes, it's me. It's one of my bestest qualities," Eileen said, but I replied by hugging both her and Wordgirl. I got up and then saw the Big Bad Wolf beating Energy Monster (Maria) to a pulp, and Twilight Sparkle checking on me.

"I'm okay, everyone" I said. "Way better now that you're here."

Then, Princess Candace said, "What? But how did you escape my bridesmaids?" "It was actually kinda cool," I heard Violet Heaslip say.

TO BE CONTINUED...