Evewdwwefeffix0JavaScrbfoonornfiptdsvfdvbtremix's Super Abilities

High-speed, flight, ability to communicate with anyone and anything (even the narrator), immense strength, invulnerability, super-hearing, echolocation, enhanced vocabulary, fast reading, arctic breath, supersonic scream, significant art, poetry, poetic spelling, hypnosis (via recorder), telekinetic eyebeams, recorder ear-blast, run and hide, prodigy, origami, green greed-induced transformation, super strength, size alteration, superior intellect, knowledge of technology, science, and other school subjects, able to chew through solid steel and dry wall, speaks in any language (even animal), heightened sense of smell, sight, taste, hearing and touch, asking and answering questions, secret extraction, confusement, projection, amnesia, napping a lot, martial arts, pantomime, strong or weak appetite, indestructible and destructible yarn, petrified purse mints, multicolored hair-dye splatter, Fanny Perfume, being a knack for always being "on the scoop" for any upcoming news stories and Eileen's birthday parties, steel cheese/turn things into cheese, and other superpowers that all villains/heroes/Pokemon have