Foo (disambiguation)

WARNING
This article contains content that's from a true story. Please hit the back button on your browser or go to another page if you don't want to see the content featured in this article.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Sesame Street Episode 666 (Alternative Episode) was good, but could have a parody by me! Take this article to the next level, and perhaps even further, by editing it, adding pictures, creating more sections, and adding links to make it a High Quality Article, or possibly an Ultra Quality Article, it could also be possible for this to be one of the Bestest! Make sure it sticks though.

The Pasta was seriously bad, guys. But it will probably stink butt less thanks to you God -Abigail Bartlett, 2021

= Hallie Rose's Story: =

I began working at the Reactory back in 2014 for my new job. I got to watch new episodes of shows like Sesame Street, Daniel Tigers Neighborhood and others. For the most part, I had a super fun and awesome time until I quit my job in late 2015.

But quitting wasn't the worst part.

The worst part was back in 2015. Me and 6 other friends (their names were Eileen, Molly, Sherbet, Alex, Sally and Shelby Joy) were ready to watch a new episode of Sesame Street. We all expected it to be the first episode of season 35, but what we saw was very different from what was later aired. And I mean 'VERY. We all went nuts.'

Boy, just how I could forget about this entire experience...

The intro was overall normal, like as you'd see in the actual episodes, but the episode started to get TOO normal as soon as it got to the first shot. It started off with Big Bird walking down Sesame Street to visit Oscar. For some reason however, Oscar wasn't there. Big Bird looked depressed, even though he didn't do anything to frustrate him, because he wasn't there (I mean Oscar wasn't there, not Big bird. big bird WAS there...). I was confused by this scene, and I could tell the other girls were thinking the same way as I was.

Then it cut to Dr. Two Brains sitting on a sofa. The odd thing was, that he (technically) didn't exist in Sesame Street, and he wasn't a puppet. He was a live person. Then he said something that didn't shock us that much. His voice was the same voice used as the Dr. Two Brains in "Wordgirl". He said: 'Listen up all of you, I'm about to steal all the cheese in the world and make every single on of it my slaves! I will hunt them down and swipe them too, then, I will make Elmo kiss the face of his mother! You all must go to Eileen's house before she hunts YOU!!!'

In the next shot, we saw Granny May and the Energy Monster, except he was small. Then Granny May yelled: "LISTEN UP EVERYONE, I'M ABOUT TO KIDNAP TIM BOTSFORD." Becky's Dad walked in and said "E-excuse me, Granny May, but w-why are you all red?" Immediately after he spoke, Granny May then grabbed her wallet out of nowhere and started showing him pictures of her grandbabies. She said "Now here's my grandson Milton, and my grandson Eugene..." After that long grandbaby-showing break, the Scary Can from DHMIS 5 started eating Granny May. He pulled out her brains, guts, heart, flesh, eyeballs, and other internal organs (including her teeth, gums, vocal cords, bones, nerves, muscles, skin, etc.) and ate ALL of them. It was revolting.

Before we move on to the next scene, here's the birth date of Eileen the Birthday Girl.

Eileen


 * Birthday: Everyday

Now let's get back to the episode.

We saw Po (from Teletubbies) in an airplane. She had a full water bottle and a xylophone, then Derpy Hooves got drunk all of a sudden and ran to the bathroom. She opened the door and went to the bathroom, and there was no censored bar, and it was revolting, then, the poop flushed away into the sewer and died. I actually barfed and spun my head around and around at this point, and the others ducked just in time.

When the next scene came, it made us laugh uncontrollably. It showed the Whammer being thrown off a cliff into the ocean by Violet Heaslip with an anvil on his leg. He struggled to free himself from the anvil underwater for around a minute, but Nocan the Contrarian Picked him up and threw him at one of Tobey's Robots.

The next scene showed Gregory from "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" sitting on a chair. A goose was visible up above. Greg was writing in one of his diaries. It said:

''Life stinks. It always had and had not improved one bit. At this point, life stinks so terribly, that I have no choice but to improve it all. If my life affects anyone very positively, I'd be happy to go to Eileen's House. Lastly, I had to thank all my family and friends for the support they have given me throughout my time here in Lazytown.''

Then he got a duplicator machine and found a costume that looked like him. He put red paint, a heart from a shapes puzzle and a soft, foamy, edible brain, put in in the costume's head, and hid behind the couch.

Rodrick then appeared. When he found the costume, he gave a surprised expression. However, what happened next was just odd yet terrifying. Manny came, took down the costume and ate the brain. (I don't know why he did this. I just... don't.) Then, Becky Botsford, Rowley and Upsy Daisy did the high five sandwich and said, "We did it!"

The credits were in French. A high-pitched version of the music normally heard in season 6 credits played. Then, the screen said, "To be continued" and ended. (Finally!)

The girls were shocked. Eileen was angry. I was just speechless. Two of the girls claimed to have seen an image that flashed on screen for a frame or two at the end of the credits, though neither of them could make out what it was. We agreed to rewind the footage to see if this was true. And sure enough, it was. The image was a photo showing Granny May standing in front of the same living room backdrop seen in the episode. She was holding a large cardboard poster that said in big pink letters UPSY DAISY IS COMING TO PLAY WITH YOU written in jumbo pink permanent marker. What happened next was REALLY FUNNY.

Psycho Eileen (in my opinion). Notice the donut she's holding.

We saw the Whammer (as seen in the episode) burst through the room. The person inside the suit was insane and had nun chucks in one of his hands. He came for us while singing "Here comes a Candle to Light your head, and here comes the Whammer to WHAM YOU TO BED!". While he whammed all over the place. me and the others thankfully got away unharmed.

Psycho Eileen was actually a little girl named Angelica who made this episode using WeVideo, Animoto, etc. Me and the other 6 found out about that on The Huffington Post. The girl later got to visit in prison for a murder charge that had nothing to do with the episode and spun her head around, barfing all over the prisioners. Everyone, including Eileen, was grieved.

Anyway, the reason I quit was because, in early December 2019, I was just resting on the couch watching TV, when suddenly, I heard a voice that sounded like Victoria Best's voice. It whispered:

"The Dazzlings are now over. Try to keep this interesting for me because I'm the best..."

I looked back and what I saw was awfully ghastly.

What I saw was Victoria Best. She had her pink recorder in its hand and a banana in the other, and had a creepy grin her irises were light red and her pupils were dark red...

...and I went to watch the TV again, the screen said:

"私が一番いいから止められないのでどうしよう？もちろん、私は最高なので、私を称賛してください. "

After a few hours of trying to figure out what the text translated to, I realized what it meant:

"You can't stop me because I'm the best of all, so what should you do? Praise me, of course, because I'm THE BEST."

Soon, I will be hypnotized by her ugly music...

TO BE CONTINUED