Verylittlerosebush episode 3

Celina's Story:

Let me say something: I LOVE Barney. That dinosaur gets me on my feet all the time. I wish I could meet him in person. Nothing is less annoying than Barney and Friends. One day, I woke up in the middle of the afternoon. I wasn't sweaty, and my body felt so good that I could jump out of bed. I decided to turn on the TV to pass time, and something caught my eye. A Barney and Friends episode at three in the afternoon? Out of curiosity, I decided to watch it. That decision was the worst one of my life.

The episode was called "Barney's Night Out," and it was about Barney hanging out with kids, as usual. However, it was strange that the costume was poorly made and looked nothing like Barney, which was unusual for a popular show like that. It must have been a bootleg. The kids did some strange ritual to summon Barney, bringing out birthday candles and red paint to do it. Shortly after, they said some Japanese spell, and Pinkie Pie popped out of nowhere, saying "Hi Kids! Want to have fun?" The kids cheered and cheered for Pinkie Pie, but while Pinkie and the kids were singing a Japanese song about a lazy egg, A Headless Dipsy was getting something from a shed. He pulled out a chainsaw, and the kids and Pinkie Pie had been petrified, and Dipsy Chainsaw activated it. Everyone tried to run away because they were faster. The chainsaw has been activated, but they could hide and run. Wordgirl caught an evil screaming Tinky Winky and used Dipsy's chainsaw to gut out Tinky Winky's intestines, so she could put it in a mysterious plastic bag. Bubbles caught two of Tobey's robots and gutted out their brains. When she did, Pinkie Pie randomly said "Mmmm-mmmmm, creamy!" Three babies caught three bananas and peeled them with their bare hands. Twilight Sparkle said "Nice and fresh!" Barney caught the rest of the robots, gutted them out to get their body parts, and put them in his bag. Every last kid survived, and Becky's mother put the robots in the oven for a few hours. Then, all the sudden, a Spongebob-styled title card appeared representing the three hours of him just them waiting for them to be cooked. I was half asleep when I heard the Steak from DHMIS 5 say, "Everyone's got to eat healthy!" It woke me up, and the giant can started eating them, one by one. He baked some of them into a pie, and blended some into a smoothie. The rest of the episode was him eating the kids, with the quality becoming more distorted millisecond by millisecond. It became so eye-straining and loud, but no one was woken up. Colors started dancing all around very fast with a mess of glitched character models and puppets, with a DHIMS 4 styled glitch. I had a splitting headache, and kept puking all over the bed with my head spinning round and round until I passed out. After a while, I was woken up by Tony' the Clock's voice saying, "Unlock this door right now." Eventually, he came into my room and forcefully tried to give me a pill. I jumped out the window and ran, scared. Why did this happen to me? Why me? Why always me? Then, I heard Eileen the Birthday Girl singing, "I love you, you love me, barneys singing in a tree with a knife in his back and a bullet in his head, sorry kids but barneys D E A D!" I was shaking as I was lured into the woods, then, I soon find myself lost in the mist, going around in circles and hearing laughter from dancing figures in the distance. Then, Wordgirl warns me not to listen to the Unearthly Ones' song or else she'll be lost in the Nether forever. In a trance I fight the Whammer so I can follow the figures but he refuses to let me go despite me scratching and biting him. The mist eventually lifts and my snaps out of her trance, not remembering what happened and the two part ways though Wordgirl thinks less badly of me, then, back in the trance again, I start crying because the Unearthly Ones were gone, but then, I heard someone else singing. I told the others to leave me alone, for I had to explore it alone. Then, I saw the Dazzlings vocalizing, so I sang along with them, not noticing that they went faster. Then, Adagio Dazzle sang, "We heard you want to get together, we heard you want to rock this school. We've thought of something that is better, something that changes all the rules. Why pretend we're all the same when some of us shine brighter?" But then, Wordgirl says, "What do you think you're doing?" Then, I heard Victoria Best say, "Well, well, well, so the Wordgirl wants to turn this into a real Battle of the Bulge? Then let's battle!"

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