Wordgirl: The Wrong side of Law part 3 and 4 transcript

PART 3
Narrator: It’s another beautiful day in the city. Why? It’s the grand reopening of the Pretty Princess and Magic Pony Wonderland Workshop!

(scene: cuts to inside the building, where Reginald is revealing something from under the cloth to a crowd of kids.)

Reginald: The time has arrived, again. I shall now unveil the handmade, special edition, priceless collector set of Pretty Princess and Magic Pony figurines. Ta-DA!

(He pulls off the cloth, revealing nine beautiful figurines of characters from the Pretty Princess series.)

Reginald. You’re welcome.

Star-shirted girl: I love Pretty Princess! Can I play with one?

Reginald: Listen, I told you before, no. Whatever you do, no.

Star-shirted girl: Must-- touch-- dolls!

(She approaches the display. Reginald restrains her by placing his hand on his head, then pushes her away from the display.)

Reginald: Remember what I told you guys last time I showed you the figurines? These are not dolls. They are figurines, which are LIKE dolls, but a whole lot better. See how much fun we’re having?

(The crowd walks away. Reginald turns to the figurines and begins singing to himself.)

Reginald: My little pony, my little pony, what is friendship all about? My little pony, my....

(His song is interrupted by the sound of heavy footsteps approaching.)

Reginald: ...Oh, dear, not again!

(He glances up briefly, then faints as he hears the echoing whiny voice. The screen then goes black.)

Mysterious Voice: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEE!

(Scene: cuts to Princess Celestia waking up)


 * Princess Celestia: [gasps]
 * Princess Luna: Sister, are you alright?!
 * Princess Celestia: I've just had the most terrible dream.
 * Princess Luna: Why do you think I'm here? You know as well as I that this was not a dream, but a vision.
 * Princess Celestia: Then we haven't much time. The stronger she becomes, the more we are all in danger.
 * [theme song]

(Scene: A city sidewalk. Becky and Bob are walking ahead of Violet, who is briefly distracted by a butterfly named Shrignold. Becky runs back to Violet with a concerned look.)

Narrator: Later on, Becky Botsford aka WordGirl and her best friend Violet head toward the Pretty Princess and Magic Pony Wonderland Workshop, not realizing what’s in store... in the store.

Becky: Uh, maybe we should run away. We don’t want to be the first people in town to see the apocalypse.

Violet: I-- I can’t wait to-- collect more accessories for my Pretty Princess-- doll!

(Becky slowly moves away. Violet holds up a doll.)

Violet: Look! I have another doll, who has tinier earrings that you can buy! It’s so fun!

(Violet sees that she is alone with the sound of Siren Head being heard.)

(Scene: back at the site of the Wonderland Workshop, There is a huge hole in the side of the building. Police are gathered outside looking over the scene. Reginald is sitting down, being questioned by Police Commissioner Watson. Becky and Bob have arrived, and are staring at the scene.)

Becky: Looks like there was another crime here.

Reginald: (weeping) I keep hearing that voice... (sniffing) ...echoing... Mine... Mine... Mine! (cries)

Becky: Excuse me please, Commissioner Watson, can you tell me what happened here?

Commissioner: We’re looking for a young girl, between eight and ten, super-strength, loves the Pretty Princess and Magic Pony Power Hour.

Becky: It's Eileen!

Violet: Uh-oh…

(Violet is rocking nervously, grabbing her shoulders.)

Commissioner: What?

Becky: What?

Commissioner: Nevermind.

(He goes back to Reginald.)

Becky: (sarcastically) This man is really picky!

(Bob chatters at Becky.)

Becky: Hmm, good point. We need a distraction.

(Shrignold flutters by, with Violet chasing after it.)

Violet: Pretty!

(The police, the commissioner and Reginald all turn to look.)

Officer Sheila: It's beautiful! And it's going to be mine! (grows) Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Commissioner: Sheila, I didn't know you could do that!

Officer Sheila: I know. It's one of my bestest qualities.

(Becky and Bob use the opportunity to walk up to the building while everyone is distracted. SCP investigators are busy collecting evidence.)

Becky: Wow, look at these police officers using all that up-to-date technology to examine every detail of--

(She looks at the ground in front of her, and sees a giant footprint.)

Becky: Hey! How’d they miss this? Bob! Whoever stole those priceless figurines must have left this footprint on the way out. Who do we know who can take a picture of it? Hmm....

(a light bulb appears over Becky's head)

Becky: I know! I'll ask Scoops! (yelling) SCOOPS! EXCUSE ME! CAN YOU COME OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE PLEASE?

Scoops: What is it, Becky?

Becky: May you please take a picture of that footprint over there?

Scoops: Of course I can.

Becky: Thanks! What do we do now, Bob? They need this figurine to solve the-- oh, wow! She’s so pretty!

(She stares at a little girl, whose eyes start to sparkle at Becky.)

Becky: Well, maybe I’ll just hold onto it for now, you know, for... safekeeping and... put it in the...

(Bob chatters at her in confusement.)

Becky: She's so sparkly!

Narrator: Meanwhile, across town, some very special guests are enjoying a very special tea party.

(Scene: Pinkies house. The remaining figurines are lined up on the table, and she is pouring tea into a cup.)


 * Pinkie Pie: Thank you all so much for coming! It means so much to Gummy.
 * Pinkie Pie voicing a bucket of turnips: Could I have some more punch?
 * Pinkie Pie: Well, of course you can have some more punch, Mr. Turnip. [twang]
 * Pinkie Pie voicing a pile of rocks: This is one great pahty! You really outdone yourself!
 * Pinkie Pie: Why, thank you, Rocky.
 * Pinkie Pie voicing a clump of lint: I'm having a delightful time as well.
 * Pinkie Pie: I'm so glad, Sir Lintsalot. [ding]
 * Pinkie Pie voicing a bag of flour: Might I trouble you for anozer slice of cake?
 * Pinkie Pie: Anything for you, Madame le Flour.
 * Pinkie Pie [as Rocky]: I'm just glad none o' them villains showed up.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, they're not so bad.
 * [low string instrument whine]
 * Rocky: Not so bad? Puh-lease! They're a buncha losers!
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, c'mon now. "Losers" might be a little strong, dont'cha think?
 * Sir Lintsalot: After the way they treated you? I say "losers" isn't strong enough.
 * Pinkie Pie: Well, it was pretty rude...
 * Madame le Flour: Pretty rude? It was downright deespicable!
 * Pinkie Pie: It was, wasn't it?
 * Mr. Turnip: If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.
 * Pinkie Pie: You know what? I'm not gonna speak to them ever again. And I'm not gonna invite them to another party as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties. [plink] Not after the way they've been acting.
 * Madame le Flour: [clapping] Deeespicable!
 * Sir Lintsalot: Such losers!
 * Madame le Flour: Yes, zat's right.
 * Pinkie Pie [as Mr. Turnip]: Well done.
 * Pinkie Pie [as Sir Lintsalot]: Yeah!
 * Pinkie Pie [as Rocky]: You show 'em!
 * Granny May: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * (screen fades to black during a middle string whine)

Narrator: Back at her secret spaceship lair, our hero Wordgirl is hard at work examining the evidence.

(Scene: Inside Wordgirl’s secret spaceship hideout. She is seen holding up the figurine and staring intently at it.)

Wordgirl: Don’t worry, Penelope Pony, I’ll have you back with the rest of your friends in no time!

(We then see that she is lying on sprawled out on the rug in her spaceship hideout, playing with the figurine like a doll.)

Wordgirl: [as Penelope Pony] Thanks Wordgirl! You’re the greatest superhero ever!”

Wordgirl: Aw c’mon, you don’t mean that.

[high string instrument whine]

Penelope Pony: I don't mean that? Puh-lease! Every magic pony loves you!

Narrator: (clearing throat) No more messing around, Wordgirl.

(Realizing she has taken this too far, she flies over to her crime computer where Huggy is going through possible suspects on the screen.)

Wordgirl: Sorry.

(Huggy chatters at her.)

Wordgirl: When you’re trying to catch a villain, every moment is priceless!

(She hugs the figurine. Huggy stops and looks over at her awkwardly.)

Wordgirl: Let’s just-- check this-- figurine for fingerprints and-- see if we can...

(She again looks adoringly at the pony. Huggy covers his face with his hands. Suddenly a button on the console starts blinking.)

Wordgirl: (gasps) Wait a minute, we’re getting a call from Pinkie Pie!

(Huggy presses the button, she realizes she is still holding the figurine.)

Wordgirl: Uh-oh...

(Pinkie Pie appears on the monitor, and Wordgirl has a surprised look on her face.)


 * [Pinkie Pie]
 * This is your singing telegram
 * I hope it finds you well
 * You're invited to a party
 * 'Cause we think you're really swell
 * Gummy's turning one year old
 * So help us celebrate
 * The cake will be delicious
 * The festivities first-rate
 * There will be games and dancing
 * Bob for apples, cut a rug [pop]
 * And when the party's over
 * We'll gather 'round for a group hug
 * [Slowing down]
 * No need to bring a gift
 * Being there will be enough
 * Birthdays mean having fun with friends
 * Not getting lots of stuff
 * [Breathing heavily]
 * It won't be the same without you
 * So we hope that you say yes
 * So, please, oh please R.S.V.P.
 * And come, and be our guest!
 * WordGirl: What?
 * Pinkie Pie: [rasping voice] Next time, I think I'll just pass out written invitations.
 * (The video breaks up. Huggy has pressed another button after he sees WordGirl once again fondling the pony figurine again. She looks at him.)

WordGirl: Five more min--?

(Huggy smirks.)

WordGirl: Oh, fine.

Narrator: Later, at the home of the Party Pony...

(Scene: Pinkie Pie's home, at midnight. The police are gathered at the entrance. A helicopter flies by, with searchlights aimed at the house.)

Officer: We’ve got the place surrounded, sir.

Commissioner: Great! Now all we have to do is wait for--

(A red and yellow streak approaches, and WordGirl lands next to the commissioner with Huggy.)

WordGirl: --WordGirl?

Commissioner: Exactly. (Looking surprised) Ooh! Well. Okay then. Let’s do this.

(He walks toward the front door of the house.)

Commissioner: Everybody ready? Alright. One-- two---two in a halftwo and three quarters-THREE!

(The door flies open and the police enter, along with WordGirl. On the table is a birthday cake and some tea cups.)

Pinkie Pie: (off-screen) Hello, guys! Are you here for my party?

Commissioner: Why, of course we are!

WordGirl: Waston, we cant get distracted! if we do, we'll be pieces of baloney!

Commissioner: Come on, WordGirl. You’re telling me this cute little ray of sunshine, this teensy-weensy angel from heaven, broke through a wall and committed robbery? (He chuckles) You are just priceless!

Pinkie Pie: Does anyone want to share my cake?

Commissioner: I would be honored, you little snowflake!

WordGirl: Ugh! I guess I’ll have to join in as well.

(Pinkie Pie pours some tea into each and every cup.)


 * Pinkie Pie: Thank you all so much for coming! It means so much to Gummy.
 * Wordgirl: Could I have some more punch?
 * Pinkie Pie: Well, of course you can have some more punch, Wordgirl. [twang]
 * Commissioner: This is one great party! You really outdone yourself, angel cake!
 * Pinkie Pie: Why, thank you, Commissioner Watson!
 * Officer Sheila: I'm having a delightful time as well.
 * Pinkie Pie: I'm so glad, Sheila. [ding]
 * Wordgirl: Might I trouble you for another slice of cake?
 * Pinkie Pie: Anything for you, Wordgirl.
 * Officer #1: I'm just glad none of them villains showed up.
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, they're not so bad.
 * [Cave 13 plays in the background]
 * Wordgirl: Not so bad? (cringing) Please! They're a buncha losers!
 * Pinkie Pie: Oh, c'mon now. "Losers" might be a little strong, dont'cha think?
 * Officer #2: After the way they treat you? I say "losers" isn't strong enough.
 * Pinkie Pie: Well, it was pretty rude...
 * Officer #3: Pretty rude? It was downright inconceivable!
 * Pinkie Pie: It was, wasn't it?
 * Commissioner: If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.
 * Pinkie Pie: You know what? I'm not gonna speak to them ever again. And I'm not gonna invite them to another party as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties. [plink] Not after the way they've been acting, but Eileen, however, can still come.
 * Everyone: [clapping] Despicable! Such losers! Yes, that's right. Well done. Yeah! You show 'em!
 * [knocking]
 * Pinkie Pie: Who could that be?
 * Stranger: You're coming with me Wordgirl!
 * (grabs Wordgirl, carries her to car)
 * Narrator: Oh no! What will we ever do without Wordgirl? We'll find out soon on part 4 of---
 * Exposition Guy: WORDGIRL!
 * Narrator: Hey, that was my line.
 * Squidward: (offscreen) whatever.

(For the final scene of part 3, Huggy stands in shock as the patrol car drives off. Then he can be seen from above as the spotlight shines on him.)

PART 4
Narrator: Previously, on WordGirl…

(Scene: A jail cell. WordGirl is doing pull-ups on the bars.)

WordGirl: Why don’t you just tell everyone what happened, and why I’m in jail?

Narrator: Everything?

WordGirl: Not everything, just the important parts.

Narrator: Okay, here’s what happened…

(As the narrator speaks, black-and-white images from Part 3 are shown on the screen.)

Narrator: Reginald, the jewelry store owner, put out some priceless Pretty Princess Magic Pony Power Hour figurines. Everyone wanted to get their hands on them. And then, someone did! WordGirl tried to figure out who stole the dolls, so she went to the scene of the crime and examined the evidence. But a stranger stole her and put her in jail! (to WordGirl) There, are you happy now?

WordGirl: No! I’m in jail.

Stranger: And I for one cannot believe it! For shame, WordGirl! I once said to myself, “Tinky Tank, the day WordGirl goes to jail is the day you eat Zachary Zany's Candy and pretend to be Eileen the Birthday Girl!” Remember when I said that?

WordGirl: No.

Stranger: Well, I did. Well, here goes… down the hatch.

(He lifts a barrel of candy and dumps it in his mouth.)

WordGirl: But I shouldn’t be locked in here, I’m not guilty! I didn’t steal the Pretty Princess figurines!

Commissioner: WordGirl, I understand your objection to being here in jail, but right now I’ve got bigger problems. Because of that stranger, I have to go get a new mailbox to put out on the street! This mailbox is mine! (He goes back to Pinkie's party.)

Narrator: Meanwhile, without WordGirl to stop them, the 100 chickens are running wild!

(Huggy is seen jumping from one crime scene to another. He runs toward a building that two chickens are robbing, then leaps to another that four chickens are rampaging through. He runs back to the first store, past Rainbow Dash, and sees that the Energy Monster has been turned to cheese by Dr. Two-Brains’ ray. Laa-laa drives by with a stolen elephant. Jessie is trying to lasso a cow. Huggy collapses on the ground exhausted, waving a tiny American flag. Meanwhile, Bubbles’s clones are carrying bags of cash and jewels and bring them back to the bank. The Birthday Girl parachutes down, playing the kazoo. Alyss’s robots are rebuilding destroyed buildings, and Minnie flies by in her jet pack carrying chocolate bars.)

Green-shirted lady: Oh, help us, help us! Where’s Wordgirl?

Man: She’s in jail! Haven’t you been following the story?

Green-shirted lady: I’ve been too busy playing tea party with Victoria Best, so sorry!

(The man runs off laughing while the green-shirted lady walks off, confused.)

Narrator: As you can see, this city has gone berserk! It’s turmoil! Mayhem! Chaos!

Discord: And do you know what chaos equals?

Narrator: Darkness, death and fear?

Discord: No, chocolate rain!

(Amazing Rope Girl sits alone in next to WordGirl.)

WordGirl: Okay, they get it!

Amazing Rope Monkey: Ha-ha-ha! Look at what I got, Amazing Rope Girl! I got this here hat, which is made entirely out of hash-browns from Mcdonalds! (Takes a bite out of the hat) Mmm… there’s some taste hat! Delicioso!

WordGirl: I need to get out of here!

Stranger: I’m sorry WordGirl, but I have to keep you here until your trial.

WordGirl: My trial?

Stranger: At your trial, the judge listens to your story, and decides if you’re guilty or not guilty. If he thinks you’re guilty, well that means he thinks you did commit the crime.

WordGirl: But I didn’t commit the crime! I’m not guilty!

Sandy: Well, tell that to your mama. If she doesn’t believe you, you’re gonna be in Eileen's house for a long time. That’s a lot of hats for him!

WordGirl: Oh no, that would be terrible!

(The Stranger looks glum.)

Stranger: Well, excuse me. I guess you don’t enjoy my company very much, huh?

WordGirl: Oh, no-no-no, I didn’t mean--

Stranger: Well, I thought we were friends.

WordGirl: It’s just, I--

Warden: I guess you don’t like your old friend anymore, huh?

WordGirl: It’s not you, it--

Sandy: It’s the hat-eating, isn’t it?

Big Macintosh: Eyup.

Narrator: Later that day, at the courthouse…

(Scene: The courthouse. WordGirl is sitting in the defendant’s seat. Huggy is sitting next to her with a business suit and a briefcase. The observers are chatting among themselves. Huggy puts his arm on WordGirl’s shoulder.)

Judge: Order, order. I call this trial to order. WordGirl, today you will have to prove that you are not guilty of stealing the Pretty Princess Magic Pony Power Hour figurines. I must say, in all my years on the bench, I’ve never seen a more serious case of doll theft.

Mr. Waternoose: Neither have I!

Mrs. Botsford: Mr. Waternoose!

Mr. Waternoose: Sorry WordGirl, but your butt can’t help you now!

Judge: District Attorney Waternoose, accused criminal WordGirl.

Mrs. Botsford: Oh, really? Huh. I had no idea.

Mr. Waternoose: WordGirl, it’s my job to prove that you are guilty! That you stole those figurines, and that you should go to jail.

Mr. and Mrs. Botsford: WHAT?

Judge: District Attorney Waternoose, would you please call your first witness to the stand?

Mr. Waternoose: Your Honor, I call to the stand-- EILEEN!

Eileen: (gasps) Me?

Princess Peach: Yes, Eileen. YOU.

Eileen: But it’s my birthday!

(Everyone around her smiles at her.)

Everyone: Awww!

Mario: Come on, Princess Peach Not on her birthday!

WordGirl: Don’t worry everyone, this will just take a moment.

Judge: Mr. Waternoose, shame on you for wasting our time! This sweet little ray of sunshine wouldn’t do anything wrong in a million, billion, gazillion years.

Mr. Botsford: Objection, Your Honor, you don’t know that for sure!

Judge: Well, I suppose you’re right. But make it quick, I don’t want to be guilty of ruining a sweet little girl’s birthday!

WordGirl and Mr. Waternoose: Of course.

(The scene shifts ahead to Eileen sitting on the witness stand.)

WordGirl: Eileen, you are a little girl, right?

Eileen: I’m a wittle, WITTLE giwl, yes!

WordGirl: We know you are a LITTLE girl, little with an “l” sound, see how I’m doing that, luh, luh, luh, little, not wittle, little-- (clears throat) But isn’t it ALSO true that you love the Pretty Princess Magic Pony Power Hour?

Eileen: (gasping) That’s my favorite thing in the whole wide world!

WordGirl: Interesting… and didn’t you say that today’s your birthday?

Eileen: It sure is!

Marble: Uh-huh.

WordGirl: Well, then I suppose that since it’s your birthday, you’d like a birthday present?

(WordGirl picks up the pony figurine from the evidence stand and carries it over to Eileen.)

Eileen and Pinkie Pie: Ohh, ooh, yes, yes!

WordGirl: Oh, but I’m sorry. I can’t give it to you. See, this is evidence for the trial.

Eileen: But it’s my birthday, and you said it was my pwesent!

WordGirl: I know, but it belongs to someone else!

Eileen: No, it doesn’t! It’s-- mine! Mine! MINE!!!!!

(Eileen begins to grow and turns green, as she changes into the Birthday Girl. Observers start screaming in fear.)

Reginald: (Gasps) There it is!...That’s the voice!...

Mr. Waternoose: Objection!

(Eileen struggles with WordGirl for the figurine. Steve digs for gravel.)

Mr. Waternoose: I won’t let you TAKE it!

Wordbot: Then you’ll have to come with ' ME! '

Mr. Botsford: KYAAA! I can't look!

(She scoops up Mrs. Botsford and breaks through the roof of the courthouse. WordGirl looks over at the judge, who gives her a nod. Knowing that she was right all along)

WordGirl: (to Huggy) Come on, let’s go! Word UP!

(She takes off after Wordbot. On the street, many other chickens are busy causing mayhem, but they stop when they hear Wordbot’s footsteps approaching, so they flee while she continues stomping down the street.)

Mr. Waternoose: Objection! Put her down! You have no right to do this!

Wordbot: AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TAKE TOBEY! HE'S MINE! MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE!!!!

(One of Alyss’s robots approaches Wordbot, and she pushes it over. Eileen, who was riding on top of it, begins falling toward the ground, but WordGirl grabs her and takes her to a rooftop. WordGirl. then flies in front of Wordbot.)

WordGirl: Wordbot, put down the District Attorney!

Wordbot: You can’t tell me what to do.Tobey says I can do whatever he wants!!!

WordGirl: But District Attorney Botsford is some OTHER girl’s mommy.

Wordbot: SHE IS?

WordGirl: Yes. That means if you steal this mommy, you’ll have TWO mommies, and some other girl will have NONE!

Wordbot: Oh, that’s not very fair, is it?

WordGirl: No, it’s NOT fair. So why don’t you give back the mommy you’re holding?

Mrs. Botsford: Yes! Give back the mommy.

(Wordbot shrugs, and opens up her hand. She then starts shrinking back to normal size.)

Wordbot: Okay, but I can't make any promises.

Mrs. Botsford: KYAAAAAH!

(WordGirl grabs Ms. Botsford, and lands on the ground with her next to Wordbot.)

Mr. Botsford: Wow! WordGirl, how did you know how to do that?

Eileen: Because I know myself! When I do something greedy, I grow bigger. But when I do something generous, I shrink back to size.

Mrs. Botsford: Well, I am impressed. Wordgirl did a great job arguing your case. Where did you learn to be such a good lawyer?

WordGirl: Uh, let’s just say I picked it up from somebody I know.

Mrs. Botsford: Okay!

(Huggy runs up behind them.)

WordGirl: You’re right, Huggy, we have to get back to court and finish the trial! Word UP!

(She picks up her mother, leaving Huggy and Eileen behind. He collapses on the pavement from exhaustion. Various other villains come out from hiding.)

Narrator: Back at the city courthouse…

(WordGirl flies in with Mrs. Botsford, in front of the judge.)

Wordgirl: Here’s your doll thief, judge!

Judge: WordGirl, I hereby declare that you are not guilty. Therefore, you are free to go back to fighting crime.

(Steve bangs his hoe. The observers along with Reginald [who has finally calmed down] cheer.)

WordGirl: Thanks, Judge.

Judge: No WordGirl, it is I who thank you. I really appreciate your help in--

(She flies off, and comes back carrying a large pile of girls, as well as Huggy and Eileen.)

Judge: Oh, nevermind.

WordGirl: Here you go, all done.

Eileen: Whoa! You work fast!

Narrator: That’s all for this year’s episode. If you have an objection, join us next time or you’ll die from missing another exciting episode of-- the Amazing World of Gumball!

Darwin: But we're not in Elmore! You have no right to say the wrong name of this show!

Eileen: And YOU have no right to eat my hamburger. It's MINE. MINE. MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEE!

Darwin and Gumball: Watch part 5 of the wrong side of law on WORDGIIIRRRLLL!!!

(For the final scene, Eileen is moping in her house with the Stranger, who unveils his head to turn into Tinky Tank watching. WordGirl flies by and deposits all of the other girls into the house with her. She smiles because she now has some company, and Tinky Tank turns into a banana.)