The Angela Anaconda and Pinkie Pie Power Hour

When I was four, I was friends with a pig called George. He owned a toy dinosaur he calls, "Mr Dinosaur".

George used to watch a TV show called Angela Anaconda with her big sister Peppa Pig. I had seen a lot episodes because I was a big fan.

Well, one day George got a DVD on the mail at the store. I was there when he opened the parcel. It was a simple computer soft plastic DVD case, like the one you get with a demo from a magazine. He popped the DVD into the store computer and opened it.

“I hope this isn’t porn.” He muttered.

The usual intro for the show started. He looked at me and shrugged and checked the wrappings in which the case came in.

“It’s blank. It didn’t come in the mail, it was dropped in by someone else.”

The episode started. It showed Angela Anaconda alone in what seemed to be a dressing room. She seemed to be starring a movie. George checked the computer but everything was functional. The video was high quality. Pinkie Pie walked out of HER dressing room. Two people were there, one with a kitty necklace and red hair, the other a boy with glasses and a remote control. I remembered that these two characters didn’t appear in the Angela Anaconda or My Little Pony episodes so I assumed these people were them. Wordgirl started yelling at the Lady Redundant Woman. She seemed to be getting more desperate. Eileen the birthday girl smacked her and started to yell as well. Becky's dad pointed to her cell but Lady Redundant Woman didn’t move. She glared at his parents and went into what seemed to be the kitchen. She took a knife out of the drawer. I remember George crying under his breath as Johnny walked back and started to deliciously stab some mashed potatoes. Once they were surely warm, a woman with the a face of what seemed to be his mom walked in. She seemed to be stuttering and shaking as she saw the potatoes. Johnny put the knife in her hand and forced her to stab her potato's throat. The woman who I assumed was the aunt bleed out and Eileen sat crying in the corner. A newspaper is shown saying “Double mashed and potatoes.”. Eileen is shown with Johnny's Grandma and Uncle, who are both scared of Eileen when she cried. The screen goes to “Six months later” in the Spongebob style. Johnny is shown playing softball with the others, Angela, Gina and Gordy. Johnny hits the ball and it flies off, breaking a window of a scary, abandoned looking house. Some monkeys start yelling at Johnny. Once again he seemed to get desperate. Angela pointed to the street as if to tell the monkeys to go away. He didn’t move and started glaring. The episode cut off at this point, with credits. George sent me home, told me he was going to close the shop early and ask around.

He later explained it to me. The crew had made this episode as a joke. An intern that didn’t know about it took it home and showed it to his younger cousin. The kid was traumatized and had to spend years in therapy. But he never found out who dropped it into his mailbox, because that mailbox was STINGY's mailbox.

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